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there’s literally no way to tell how many chameleons are in your house
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I wanted this on my dashboard again
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“tits or gtfo noob” said the overweight 17 year old, pounding away furiously at his keyboard while breathing out of his mouth and browsing 4chan.org, taking a second every now and then between posting unfunny memes to wipe some sweat off his brow before going to play call of duty and yell at his tv
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It’s a penguin. With a penguin backpack.
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People I went to high school with after giving birthMy sim after giving birth
Reasons to be vegetarian.
Reasons to eat all the little fuckers so they don’t take over the world.
Reasons to eat a three year old
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what’s the definition of trust?
two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
thats the most beautiful thing ive ever read
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good lord.
i asked for ice cream not a sword
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